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Dork Industries 2000

14 Jul

letter what do you do when your blog has entered its 4th season, readership is down and your stories are getting stale?

What do you do when your kid darts off down the street and you realize you’re too out of shape to stand a chance of catching up?

What do you do when you have to roll up in your beat up old jalopy to the PTA meeting with all the keeping-up-with-the-Jonse’s soccer moms?

What do you do when it’s time to trade your Porsche in for the family wagon?

Dork Industries has the answer for you!

dorkindustries2000 knight rider minivan


That’s right. Sit back and take in the awesomeness.

Now taking orders.


-Dork Dad

super pursuit mode


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