Life With A 5 Year Old Boy

13 Aug

Life with a 5 year old

Episode V: Hey, Mommy. Come here, quick!

UnDorkMommy: Just a second.

Episode V: Mommy, hurry!

UnDorkMommy: Honey, I have to take care of your baby brother. Just a moment.

Episode V: Mommy! Mommy! Quick! Come here! Hurry!

UnDorkMommy: OK. OK. **walks across the room to Episode V** What is it, honey?

Episide V: I just made a really big toot. Can you smell it?

UnDorkMommy: Oh. Ugh. *gag* Oh my gosh!

Episode V: **smile on his face** I know. It’s a really stinky one, isn’t it?

 

*****

 

Is it wrong that I want to give him a high-5?

 

-Dork Dad

6 Responses to “Life With A 5 Year Old Boy”

  1. Animockery August 13, 2013 at 9:08 am #

    Not all dude, not at all.

  2. Escaping Elegance August 14, 2013 at 11:57 am #

    I’m living in a house where, at the moment, “Pull my finger,” is the high sort of humour.

  3. Diana August 15, 2013 at 8:17 am #

    This goes for 4 year old boys as well… And, as as the “UnDorkMommy” of my house, I recommend waiting on the high five till she is out of eye and ear shot 😉

  4. Mark August 16, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

    With two girls I take great satisfaction in getting my daughters referring to it as “stepping on a duck.” My undorkmommy just rolls her eyes and sighs.

    • dorkdad August 16, 2013 at 3:26 pm #

      “Stepping on a duck”

      …I have new ammunition to make my UnDorkMommy roll her eyes.

  5. puppy1952 August 17, 2013 at 8:37 am #

    Dorkdad, please! Give Undorkmommy more support! I am an undorkgranny and my grandsons delight in making me cringe. Their Dorkgrandpa encourages them.

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