Dork Industries 2000

14 Jul

letter what do you do when your blog has entered its 4th season, readership is down and your stories are getting stale?

What do you do when your kid darts off down the street and you realize you’re too out of shape to stand a chance of catching up?

What do you do when you have to roll up in your beat up old jalopy to the PTA meeting with all the keeping-up-with-the-Jonse’s soccer moms?

What do you do when it’s time to trade your Porsche in for the family wagon?

Dork Industries has the answer for you!

dorkindustries2000 knight rider minivan


That’s right. Sit back and take in the awesomeness.

Now taking orders.


-Dork Dad

super pursuit mode


4 Responses to “Dork Industries 2000”

  1. Mom of Dork July 14, 2013 at 5:54 pm #

    It’s time for me to trade in my family wagon on a Porche….or a Mini…..or a ?? I can still dream .

  2. Nerd Dad July 15, 2013 at 3:21 am #

    Needs guns and missiles. Do they come as an optional extra?

    • dorkdad July 15, 2013 at 6:58 am #

      Only the non-lethal variety. Remember, this blog is only appropriate for prime time on NBC (in the mid-80’s). You want that stuff, you need to go to HBO.

  3. Rich July 15, 2013 at 8:05 pm #

    Nice. Does it talk back to you like Kit?

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