1. THE SATURATION ZONE
Zero margin for error here. You must hit the bullseye every time. Stray just a little and whatever doesn’t hit the mark will be evenly distributed (painted) on anything and everything within the zone.
2. THE GALLIGHER ZONE
Those sitting in this zone should prepare to get wet. Management recommends full-length rain coats, scotch-guarding, or at bare minimum a garbage bag with holes cut out for your arms and head. Management will not replace any articles of clothing ruined in this zone.
3. THE SHRAPNEL ZONE
Resembling post-invasion Baghdad, or post-blitz London, the signs of battle are everywhere. Those walking through the shrapnel zone might think to themselves, “Holy cow. How do you get pear-mango all the way over there? How do you get plums way up there?” Best not to try and understand. War is hell.