Audience participation on this one:
Examine the commanding posture my son took in this picture and then, in the “comments” section below on this page, please leave your suggestion for the best caption. My favorite will have an honorable mention at this year’s “Dorkies” award ceremony.
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Picture of the decade.
-Dork Dad


A very good laugh…
“And just like that, a 3-year-old boy brought the mighty Disney empire to it’s knees.”
Ohhh EMMM GEEEEEEE !!!!
“Having a ball at Disneyland!!”
Heh, in truth most of the people in costumes like that are women, so there’s no drama
Now we know why Mickey has such a high voice.
M, I, C… K, E, Y… M, O… ooh em gee!!
“That’s not Mickey. That’s Woody!”
Boy: Alright I’ll let you go on one date with my sister, Mickey… but I’m warning you…..
Oooh… I LIKE that one.
My son is nuts for Mickey!
NICE!
I am a little unsettled by Mickey’s smile now.
My father really wanted to leave the caption “It’s the Dickey Mouse Club”, but my mother wouldn’t let him.
Here’s lookin’ out for the Dork(grand)Daddy.